have a transparent Cezar
thank u
camp dracula
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
new sex position called the “%” where you sit in different rooms separated by a wall. never touching
sTOP
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it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
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Chord Overstreet @ Donkey Kong Island Pool Party
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omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
UM
EXCUSE YOU
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
bless this post
*Claps and glitter gets everywhere* Magic.
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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
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actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
there’s something seriously wrong with that fandom…
I don’t understand schools.
If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking
Just don’t. what are they going to do? make you talk?
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You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
Humpty Dumpty is based off a heavy ass cannon which fell off the walls. It broke into many pieces and was so heavy that all the king’s men couldn’t fix it.
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